The Wildest Stories from Kingdom Come 2: Delivering Mayhem and Laughter

Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2: A Hilarious Journey Through Bohemia's Absurdities

Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 isn't just a brutally realistic medieval RPG; it's a comedic masterpiece brimming with unexpected twists and turns. The following side quests showcase the game's unpredictable charm and hilarious situations. (Note: These tales avoid main storyline spoilers.)

Table of Contents

• Laboring for Untalented Troubadours
• Rescuing a Boozy Hunter (and Delivering Him to the Tavern)
• Philosophizing with a Dog After a Polovtsian Encounter
• The Consequences of a Failed Burglary
• Selling a Stolen Horse to a Very Slow Gypsy

Laboring for Untalented Troubadours

In Želejov, two aspiring troubadours dream of musical glory, but lack funds, instruments, and talent. Henry, ever the helpful protagonist, embarks on a series of increasingly absurd errands. He steals a lute, procures sheep gut strings, and even hauls sacks to pay their debts. Their reward for his efforts? A soul-crushingly boring song about Henry's mundane tasks.

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Rescuing a Boozy Hunter (and Delivering Him Straight to the Tavern)

The troubadours' strings require crafting by the inebriated hunter, Vojtěch. After a wolf encounter, Henry rescues him, only to face a choice: return him to camp or deliver him to the tavern. Choosing the latter leads to a hilarious confrontation and a less-than-grateful Vojtěch.

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Philosophizing with a Dog After a Polovtsian Encounter

A confrontation with the Polovtsians takes an unexpected turn. Instead of battle, Henry finds himself drinking and singing with them. The encounter is interrupted by a philosophical dog who challenges Henry to a lake swim (resulting in a "Don't Drown!" quest).

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Going Rogue as a Thief and Paying the Price

A successful burglary turns sour when a careless oversight leads to arrest. Henry's flashy accessories and lingering scent betray him, highlighting the game's attention to detail.

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Selling a Stolen Horse and Meeting Gypsies

Stealing a horse and attempting to sell it to a sleeping gypsy trader results in a comical chase and a lengthy wait for the trader to wake up and eat his breakfast.

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Why Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 Stands Out

These are just a few examples of the game's unique charm. Every action, no matter how small, has unforeseen consequences, creating a truly memorable and hilarious open-world experience. The commitment to realism and detail makes each playthrough a unique adventure.

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Bohemia awaits!